Home Remedies

Molly surprised us yesterday evening by coming down with a touch of the rabid distemper. Fellow parents know the symptoms -- irritability, gnashing of the teeth, speaking in tongues, etc. As we were fresh out of laudanum and quinine, we resorted to the only other therapy which two highly educated young professionals could devise:

We gave her a good bleedin'.

It didn't work, but I think Erin and I deserve an AB+ for our efforts.