Leisure Biscuit

Being a toddler can be very tough. It's important that you find reliable ways to relax, lest your blood pressure shoot up and consequently cause all your hair to fall out, much like has happened to Molly's Uncle Noah. Here, in no particular order, I present Molly's Top 8 Favorite Ways to Relax:

1. Be a couch potato.

2. Read by herself.

3. Read with a friend.

4. Molest spaghetti.

5. Lock herself in my inlaw's dog crate. Back off, DCF. She did it to herself.

6. Ride fake horses.

7. Snuggle with Daddy.

8. Snuggle with daddy (I know, I know...it's a repeat. I couldn't help myself).